Oh my gosh Becky, look at Mariah Carey stunning hips, no her perfectly shaped face, no her ... her... gworl bye.

Mariah Carey has enough professional accolades to make me want to have sex with a woman raw and dream of having a child as successful as her. But, she also stay knee deep in pre-school shenanigans that are worse than an Atlanta queen down to the last douche with 4 other roomates.

Sources tell Rhymes with Snitch:

This celebrity competition judge hates her fellow host so much she can’t even function. A witness recently went to the show and watched as the judge went to great lengths to get attention at every turn. It was the judge’s birthday, but she kept making people refer to it as her anniversary. Not only was she directly rude to fans but she wore the same color as her nemesis on PURPOSE. As the show progressed they went on a commercial break, on the break when she received a visitor she ask that a picture not be taken in the direction of the other judge to prevent her from being in the background.

Mariah's birthday was just on March 27th. The same color dress story has been published all over the net. And, we all know ... I'm just gon' shut up.

Image by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin

Oh my gosh Becky, look at Mariah Carey stunning hips, no her perfectly shaped face, no her ... her... gworl bye.

Mariah Carey has enough professional accolades to make me want to have sex with a woman raw and dream of having a child as successful as her. But, she also stay knee deep in pre-school shenanigans that are worse than an Atlanta queen down to the last douche with 4 other roomates.

Sources tell Rhymes with Snitch:

This celebrity competition judge hates her fellow host so much she can’t even function. A witness recently went to the show and watched as the judge went to great lengths to get attention at every turn. It was the judge’s birthday, but she kept making people refer to it as her anniversary. Not only was she directly rude to fans but she wore the same color as her nemesis on PURPOSE. As the show progressed they went on a commercial break, on the break when she received a visitor she ask that a picture not be taken in the direction of the other judge to prevent her from being in the background.

Mariah's birthday was just on March 27th. The same color dress story has been published all over the net. And, we all know ... I'm just gon' shut up.

Image by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin

Rise and shine time to get the cakes in yo face. YES GAWD the Brazilian girls have just served me twerkin greatness and they threw a little hip and dirty wind in there too. The girl on the left isn’t giving me much, the girl on right is giving me enough, but the one in the middle is serving me life. Get into this Brazilian twerk team.

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If you EVER needed a reason to hate the cops, here is Exhibit A, via Queerty:

If you EVER needed a reason to hate the cops, here is Exhibit A, via Queerty:

The Queen further solidified her reign today after dropping a six-second teaser of a major announcement coming tomorrow to her official YouTube channel. How so? Who else - other than most minute men you've f*cked in the past decade - can tease and drop something so fast? ...Girl!

Here's three things I gathered Beyonce is probably saying in the short yet epic clip:

 1. "Square cut shorts will be slaying this era. Get your trendy, Maxxinista lookin' ass to the Goodwill and stock up before this trend gets expensive. Yes, they look like diapers. So?"

2. "My eyebrows are masculine. So? Get into this eye look I'm serving you hoes though. Kiki ain't got shit on me."

3. "Recycling props from other eras are okay. Janet get your voice out the attic, and Keri get your career out the pawn shop. See you bitches on Billboard!"

The Queen further solidified her reign today after dropping a six-second teaser of a major announcement coming tomorrow to her official YouTube channel. How so? Who else - other than most minute men you've f*cked in the past decade - can tease and drop something so fast? ...Girl!

Here's three things I gathered Beyonce is probably saying in the short yet epic clip:

 1. "Square cut shorts will be slaying this era. Get your trendy, Maxxinista lookin' ass to the Goodwill and stock up before this trend gets expensive. Yes, they look like diapers. So?"

2. "My eyebrows are masculine. So? Get into this eye look I'm serving you hoes though. Kiki ain't got shit on me."

3. "Recycling props from other eras are okay. Janet get your voice out the attic, and Keri get your career out the pawn shop. See you bitches on Billboard!"