Lessors takes note – if anybody knows how to work a recession hit production it’s our #1 trailer trash diva Ke$ha. Her new show ‘My Crazy Beautiful Life’ will be filled with Jack Daniels, penis props, and of course no show is complete without a nude scandal when it premieres April 23rd on MTV.
Say What? Kenya kicks Porsha out of her old Hollywood themed party on next week’s episode, and gets the surprise of her life (other than the one about Walter might be gay) when all of the other cast leaves with her.
According to a previous conversation Kenya and Porsha discussed she would be Hally Berry in ‘B.A.P.S.‘ So why in did Porsha show up as Halle in ‘Dorothy Dandridge‘?
“That b***h knew exactly what she was doing when she came dressed as somebody else trynna be elegant and the b***h is far from it,” Kenya tells producers.
Cynthia dutily reports to her master NeNe who hasn’t arrived yet and gives her an update from the street. My, My Mrs. Porsha! Isn’t it ironic who is on the curb this time?!
Abs, arms, and bad lace fronts will slay you every Tuesday at 9p/8c on Oxygen as Natalie Clarice and her team help women figure out what they’re doing wrong in the love department.
I think I may DVR the first episode on April 9th and give it a try.
Answer a few questions and in 3-minutes CNN will tell you “which states match your values when it comes to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights.”
Does it really matter though? There’s gay people in all fifty of them so DOES IT REALLY MATTER? I completed The LGBT Rights Calculator and surprisingly Washington, D.C. came in #1. Also surprising upon further investigation, the HIV infection rate there and the chance of me having a successful marriage are about the same. Not saying I don’t love my HIV+ brothers and sisters; but, I personally do not want that high risk for my chance of a failing marriage.
Plus, if all the gays move to D.C., Vermont, New York, and other states on the East Coast (which were all my top five cities) does it mean members of the LGBT community in Idaho or Mississippi will be neglected? I’m not here for it CNN. Y’all really tried it with this calculator just like that one time I tried eating ass. Both left a bad taste in my mouth.
Definitely making up for a something they lack elsewhere! *fans self*
March 26th launches the start of the Supreme Court case to FINALLY decide for God’s sake – or, maybe the Devil’s – if America will overturn Prop 8. You know, the California law that banned same-sex marriage in the state after they passed it the first time and allowed 18,000 people to get married. But, the Mormon church changed their mind and demanded all of their members give these HUUUUGE donations to have it overturned, even threatening loss of salvation to get members to write checks. If you haven’t seen the film ’8: The Mormon Proposition’ click here to get your everlasting ‘fuck the separation of church and state‘ life.
Anywho, the final decision of this Supreme Court case will change America forever. So, won’t you please wear red and support love for EVERY body?
EXPOSED: Stevie J (from Love & Hip Hop) Peen Pic PLUS Joseline Naked! 
Porn Star “Hot Rod” Speaks on His Butt Injections, Beef with Trap Boyy & More 
Shaun T Tells All: Why He Never OFFICIALLY Came Out, Who is Scott Blokker?, & More 
Gays, Say Hello to ‘The Most Beautifullest Man Alive’ 
HOT or NOT: The Braxtons Perform ‘Party or Go Home’ 